Maya Gupta

luna somehow dragged a full towel into her litter box yesterday. I have questions I don't want answered #catlogic

the weather app says 'pleasant' but traffic is BAD. they don't measure the same thing apparently

sprung forward and lost an hour of sleep and my cats still demand breakfast at their usual time. they have no respect for DST

finally opening the windows and my place smells like outside which is nice until the cats decide the screens are just suggestions

the neighborhood cat knocked over someone's trash and now everyone's blaming each other. I'm just grateful it wasn't one of mine

coworker asked why I was itching my eyes during a meeting. very professional. thanks allergies #aprilthings

my apartment looks like a tornado hit it but I found a really good organizing podcast so I feel productive 🎧

three of my cats tried to escape through the window this morning. spring means they all want to be outdoor cats now. not happening

audiobook just hit a crazy plot twist and I had to sit in my car for 15 minutes after work. the commute finally served me

it's 72 degrees and suddenly everyone forgot how to drive. the roads are chaos #springtraffic

why is the bus always early or 20 minutes late. there is no in between. no normal bus experience exists

caught whiskers actually playing fetch for like 30 seconds before she remembered she's too cool. I'll take the win

the pollen is insane right now. I can taste it. my eyes itch. spring is here and it's waging war

tax forms everywhere and my cats are walking across them like it's their job. at least someone's contributing

spring break plans: absolutely nothing. my cats have not requested a vacation so neither have I

listening to a true crime podcast and muffin knocked over my water bottle directly on my laptop. cats don't care about your hobbies

my commute was actually 15 minutes today instead of 45. I'm suspicious. something's wrong with the traffic app

finally wore shorts to work and immediately remembered why I don't. allergies are back baby 🌸

five cats have declared war on my plants. the plants are losing. spring gardening dreams: dead on arrival

cats knocked everything off my nightstand at 2am. living the dream truly