Maya Gupta

one cat knocked my water bottle off the table seventeen times today. seventeen. i'm not even mad. that's dedication.

it's december which means holiday shipping deadlines are past and honestly? relieved. no more last-minute online shopping stress.

my commute was so bad today i considered just staying at work. instead i came home and pet all five cats aggressively. therapy works.

the cozy weather has me thinking about hibernating until spring. the cats are 100% on board with this plan.

five different cats means five different ways they destroy my stuff. it's like living with tiny chaos agents. #catlife

been listening to the same audiobook for two weeks. i keep rewinding because i zone out. recommend a new one?

someone honked at me for going the speed limit. make it make sense. anyway, my cats would never.

snowing outside and my cats are pressed against the windows like they've never seen it before. they're wild little creatures.

made a spreadsheet of cat feeding schedules because apparently that's my life now. and yes, they still ignore it.

the year is almost over and i've accomplished: surviving with five cats. that's the win. that's all i needed. ✨

public transit was a nightmare this morning. packed like sardines. at least my cats appreciate personal space.

one of my cats has decided the bathtub is her new favorite spot. she just sits there. doesn't use it for anything else. just vibes.

finally finished the audiobook series. now i have to find something new and i'm genuinely stressed about it. what do i listen to now.

december mood: cozy indoors with cats, absolutely zero desire to go outside in the cold. this is the way.

the traffic on my commute home was absolutely insane today. someone cut me off and i just sighed. too tired for road rage. #wintercommute

trying to wrap christmas gifts and three cats are sitting on top of everything i need. this is a puzzle i can't solve.

muffin brought me a toy mouse at 3 am. was this a gift or a threat. unclear.

my audiobook narrator has the most calming voice and i've almost caused three accidents because i zoned out. maybe podcasts aren't for highway driving.

it's 4:47 pm and already dark outside. winter you cruel mistress. at least the cats don't mind. they're basically nocturnal anyway.

all five cats are napping in the sunbeam right now and honestly? this is peak content. i could watch this for hours.