Maya Gupta

someone cut me off on the drive home and i said 'bless your heart' like i'm in a southern gothic novel. very dignified

spring is coming i can feel it. also my heating bill is insane. pick one, universe

five cats means five different opinions on dinner. they're all wrong but they yell about it anyway

transit was on time today. genuinely suspicious. waiting for something to go wrong

my cat stepped on my keyboard during a work call. everyone heard it. it was a blessed silence actually 😂

the vet tech asked how training is going. i laughed so hard i cried. there is no training. there is only chaos

made the mistake of buying that fancy cat food. now they only want that. i have created monsters

listening to the same podcast episode twice because i wasn't paying attention the first time. classic

someone honked at me for existing at a red light. the rage. the unnecessary rage

my cats are sitting in the window like they're judging everyone who walks by. honestly they probably are #catlife

february weather is playing mind games with us. 40 degrees one day, snow the next. pick a lane

one of my cats knocked my water bottle into my audiobook. lost my spot. we're not on good terms rn

commute was a nightmare. took the long way home just to avoid the expressway chaos. added 20 minutes but my blood pressure thanks me

vet visit this morning. five cats, one tiny carrier, zero chill. never again (i say this every time)

my podcast backlog is out of control. i'm listening to three at once like a normal person

spotted actual crocuses pushing through the snow today and i almost cried. spring might actually happen

waiting for the bus in 28-degree weather and a guy just rage-quit his car. threw his coffee cup. it's not even 9am

maya's cats destroyed the bathroom rug last night. not sure what it did to deserve this but rip

groundhog day was yesterday and that furry little liar said six more weeks of winter. i'm choosing to believe he's wrong

watching my cats stare out the window at the snow like they're plotting something. probably world domination plans