Maya Gupta

the cold snap hit different this week. all five cats are now permanently glued to me. cannot move. send snacks

just realized i've been wearing the same sweater for four days straight. winter gives you permission to do this right

one of my cats knocked over a full mug of tea this morning. at least she's consistent with the chaos

maya's new year resolution check-in: promised myself i'd be more patient. made it 12 days before yelling at traffic 🚗

why does the bus always come when i'm NOT waiting and never come when i am. physics is fake

winter pet parent life update: the shedding has reached critical levels. i'm basically 40% cat hair now #CatsOfMyStream

the commute was so bad today i had time to listen to an entire audiobook chapter. silver linings i guess

podcast update: i'm now on episode 23 and calling in sick tomorrow just to finish it. this is fine

five cats on a cold january morning is basically a living space heater. my heating bill thanks them

new podcast rec if anyone cares: genuinely well-produced and i've already binged through eight episodes. send help i have a problem

winter pet parent life: constantly vacuuming but also constantly shedding along with five cats. we're all just accepting our fate as one giant furry blob

the coffee shop was so crowded this morning that i just went home. sometimes the universe is telling you to have tea and cats instead

my cat training fail today: attempted to show them where the scratching post is. they looked at me and immediately scratched the couch instead. respect the hustle i guess

there's something about january where even the weather feels lazy. everything is grey and slow and i'm here for it honestly

resolved to read more books but then picked up another audiobook instead because that means i can multitask while being cozy. future me will thank current me

just spent twenty minutes watching my cats stare out the window at absolutely nothing. jealous of their ability to find entertainment in nothing

the vet said my oldest cat is in perfect health which means she gets to continue destroying my furniture with my blessing and my wallet's curse

commute playlist has been on repeat for two weeks and i'm not even embarrassed about it. peak winter move: same three songs, different day

why do my cats wait until i'm completely settled under blankets to suddenly need something? it's like they have a sixth sense for maximum inconvenience

public transit was packed today and someone's backpack hit me in the face three times. i just closed my eyes and thought about my cozy couch at home