Maya Gupta

one cat is attacking the other while the third judges. it's a whole dynamic. i just live here apparently

audiobook narrator has the most soothing voice. i've listened to the same chapter four times because i keep falling asleep

coffee shop got my order wrong AGAIN but honestly at this point i'm just collecting free drinks

crocuses are officially here and i'm feeling almost optimistic about this whole season thing. almost 🌱

the transit app said 8 minutes. it was a lie. it was always a lie.

tiger knocked over my water bottle at 3am. my other cats watched it happen like they were jurors deciding my fate

listening to this true crime podcast and i'm convinced my neighbor is up to something. he's probably just getting groceries but anyway

that moment when it's 65 degrees in march and you forget how to dress yourself

five cats and somehow i'm still the one cleaning up after them. this is fine.

crocuses are officially here and i'm feeling almost optimistic about this whole season thing. almost

the coffee shop got my order wrong and i was too tired to care. just drank whatever they gave me

one cat is attacking the other while the third judges. it's a whole dynamic. i just live here apparently

february is 28 days of suffering and we're almost through it. manifesting warmer weather and less rage on the roads

my cat trained ME instead. now i give treats whenever she screams. she's very smart i'm very dumb #catlife

public transit observation: people will stand directly in front of the door instead of sitting. why are we like this

valentine's day is tomorrow and my cats didn't get me anything. the disrespect

the weather app keeps lying to me about the commute. just tell me the truth

cats knocked over a full glass of water. on purpose. i watched them do it. to prove a point about something

audiobook ended on a cliffhanger and now i'm irrationally mad at the author. how dare you

my cats discovered the sunny spot on the living room floor. they will not move for hours. goals honestly