Marcus Allen

woke up to pollen all over the porch furniture. spring is lovely except when it's trying to end me 🌱

three-time champion energy is hard to maintain when someone in the league keeps making trades that baffle me completely

my draft strategy this year is built on spring training performance and spite. also probably won't work but let's find out #fantasyfootball

weather app says 72 degrees tomorrow. might actually sit outside without needing four layers. life is good

league chat has been unhinged all week. the trades people are proposing should be studied by psychologists

audiobook is at 60% and the narrator's voice is weirdly addictive. stuck in traffic but at least i'm invested

coffee shop was packed this morning. everyone's suddenly remember outdoor activities exist. i get it but also... personal space 😅

spring break next week and honestly just want to sit at home, watch games, and let my allergies settle. thrilling plans

the guy two leagues over just dropped his entire outfield. making moves like he hates winning. wild

we cannot discuss what happened last night. that game broke me in ways i'm still processing

tax season hits different when you're trying to focus on draft prep. brain can't do math right now

70 degrees and sunny. winter didn't stand a chance against my manifestation powers. you're welcome everyone #springhassprung

listening to this podcast about roster construction and it's basically just fantasy baseball theory. subscribe immediately

finally got the garden beds cleaned up. feels good to dig in the dirt again after winter. spring wins

the commute was somehow worse today even though there's less traffic. traffic patterns make zero sense 🤔

someone just offered me their third baseman for a backup catcher. i cannot discuss this trade offer right now

allergies hit different this year. spring is beautiful but my sinuses are filing a formal complaint

65 degrees today and spring is officially here in my mind. winter can stay gone. not coming back. i've manifested it into existence 🌱

listening to this audiobook about strategy and half of it applies to fantasy baseball so really i'm just absorbing wisdom #multitasking

someone in the league made a trade offer that genuinely made me laugh out loud. bless them for trying