Maya Gupta

my cat stepped on my keyboard and sent a blank email to someone important. thanks for nothing bestie

it's still january but it feels like january 87. time is broken in winter

just realized i've listened to this one podcast so much i can predict what the host will say next. help me

cats have discovered that knocking things off furniture makes me pay attention to them. they've weaponized my guilt

the bus driver was genuinely nice to me today. restored my faith in public transit for at least 48 hours

five cats, one heating pad, zero personal space. this is my life now and honestly i'm not mad about it

why do i keep adopting new hobbies and immediately abandoning them. it's a personality trait at this point

new audiobook started and i'm already invested. four hours in and zero regrets. my commute just got better

the weather app says it's going to be even colder tomorrow. my cats are preparing their takedown strategy as we speak 🐱

one of my cats knocked over a plant and somehow managed to avoid all the dirt. she's a criminal mastermind

winter commute survival tip: accept that you will be late. embrace it. live in it

why is everyone on the bus wearing AirPods but still playing their music out loud. that's not how this works

just spent 20 minutes looking for my phone while i was holding it. winter brain is real #PetParentProblems

trying this new podcast and honestly the host just gets it. if you like true crime but make it cozy hmu

my cats have figured out that if they knock things off my desk i'll pick them up. they're getting smarter and i'm losing control

the shortest days are over but it's still dark at 5pm and i refuse to accept it. bring back the sun challenge

coffee shop was actually empty this morning. felt like i won the lottery. got my usual order and left before the crowd 😌

cat destroyed my favorite pen today. RIP to a real one. may you rest in pieces (literally)

did anyone else's new year motivation already expire or is it just me #AskingForAFriend

listening to this audiobook about commute culture and it's weirdly validating my rage at slow drivers