Marcus Allen

spring training games are almost here and i'm more excited about this than i should be for preseason

my coworker doesn't understand fantasy baseball and i don't understand how someone can be that unbothered

watching the highlights reel for the fifth time and yes i will do it a sixth time

cannot discuss last night's game. will not be discussing it. moving on. next topic

public transit was delayed 20 minutes today. i had so much time to think about my pickup strategy. too much time

the sunset at 5:47pm is still a crime but at least we're getting like 4 extra minutes of daylight now. progress 🌅

just realized i've reorganized my fantasy team THREE times this week and nothing has changed. help

cold rain again. my windshield wipers are at maximum rage mode. very on brand for february

listening to this audiobook about sports statistics and it's hitting different when you're obsessed with fantasy baseball

someone at work said 'only 6 weeks until baseball' and i've been floating ever since #baseball

the commute this morning took 45 minutes in what should have been 15. thanks winter weather. thanks a lot

why does my car make that grinding noise when i go over potholes. should i know what that is. probably should know that

valentine's day is for people with healthy relationships and also for me apparently. bought myself a nice dinner. no regrets

traffic on the highway was so bad today i listened to an entire podcast episode. episode 7 of the new true crime one and wow

checked my fantasy lineup at 6am. then again at 6:47am. spring training cannot come fast enough 📊

first crocus spotted in my neighbor's yard and i've never been so emotional about a flower

okay groundhog day is over and that furry liar didn't help. still cold. still waiting.

the sun is setting at like 5:47 pm now which feels like a crime against humanity but whatever

checked my fantasy lineup six times today. each time it was exactly the same. i need spring so bad 📊

cold rain + pothole = my car just made a sound it shouldn't have. great. just fantastic