Marcus Allen

listening to this sports podcast that's absolutely unhinged and i'm obsessed. episode 7 changed my life

this commute is testing me. public transit was down and i sat on the highway watching nothing happen for an eternity

we cannot discuss last night. actually we can but i don't want to

the crew is coming over this weekend and i'm already planning the snack situation. cannot overstate how much i need this 🏟️

stuck in traffic for 45 minutes because apparently everyone forgot how to drive when the sun came out for five minutes

fantasy draft prep is consuming my entire brain right now. three-time champ and i'm STILL second-guessing every sleeper pick

first crocuses are actually showing up and i'm trying not to get my hopes up about warm weather but i'm already planning to watch games outside

watching the game with the crew this weekend. cannot wait. need this more than i need heat in my apartment

fantasy baseball champion 3 years straight and i'm still nervous about this season. that's the thing nobody tells you

the sun sets at like 6:10pm now which is BARELY better but i'll take it. progress is progress

listening to an audiobook so long that i've basically committed parts of it to memory. send help

someone said 'only 3 more weeks until spring training' and i had to sit down. this is really happening

cold rain + pothole combo again. my car sounds like it's auditioning for a horror movie 🚗

my fantasy league group chat is already getting spicy and we haven't even drafted yet. this is peak content

the crocuses are out and the birds are doing their thing. winter is ALMOST done. i can feel it

that podcast about logistics was actually kind of interesting? who knew. keeping it in rotation

got stuck behind the slowest driver on the highway and spent the time planning my draft strategy. not a waste of time

weather forecast says we might hit 50 degrees this weekend. 50! absolute tropical paradise #februarywin

caught myself checking lineup rankings while eating lunch. this is my life now apparently

the pothole on my usual route just got bigger. pretty sure my alignment is now permanently angry