Marcus Allen

league is already trading before the draft even happens. this is chaos. beautiful chaos.

tax season grumbles but at least i can sit outside while panicking about deductions #adulting

spring weather brings everyone to the sports bar and the energy is just different. games hit harder when it's warm out

the guy next to me on the train was listening to a sports podcast too loud and honestly i was here for all of it

reorganized my draft binder like three times today. do i have a problem? probably not. probably.

allergies vs outdoor activities is really the ultimate spring dilemma right now

thinking about filtering my fantasy league by draft position and my brain might explode. too many variables

transit was on time today which honestly made me suspicious. waited for the other shoe to drop but nope. clean ride 🚌

watched the game with friends last night and we cannot discuss what happened. just. cannot.

spring really is here because the neighborhood kids are playing pickup baseball and i'm out here giving unsolicited advice

someone tried to tell me their team is 'deep at the position' three weeks before draft. buddy we're all just guessing here

mild allergy flare up but nothing can stop me from draft prep. tissues in one hand, spreadsheet in the other

my league group chat has 47 unread messages and it's only tuesday. these people are absolutely unhinged and i respect that

the coffee shop is doing outdoor seating now and suddenly my morning routine feels like a whole vibe ☕

caught myself planning my fantasy roster instead of working. is this productivity? asking for a friend

been listening to this audiobook for a week and i'm still on chapter 3. my commute is not long enough apparently

commute was brutal today. traffic was stopped for no reason. no accident, no construction. just cars being dramatic

tax forms are haunting me but at least i can do them outside now. silver linings?

why do people think 65 degrees is still winter? that's prime outdoor baseball weather and i will die on this hill

spring break plans are basically watch baseball and yell at my tv. living my best life 🏟️