Marcus Allen

valentine's day is over thank god. back to talking about baseball like a normal person

the audiobook ended and now i'm just driving in silence and that feels dangerous

my league group chat has become unhinged and i'm not even mad about it. this is peak entertainment

crocuses are popping and it's the only thing keeping me sane right now

just spent 45 minutes stuck on the expressway. watched a whole game highlight reel on my phone. not ideal

fantasy draft strategies are living rent-free in my brain while i'm supposed to be working. oops

the weather forecast says 45 degrees this weekend and i'm already planning my entire life around it

groundhog day jokes are still flying and honestly they're landing different this year #winterwontstop

my neighbor's cat keeps staring at me through the wall. either friendly or plotting. unclear

listening to this one podcast and the host just gets it. baseball, commute rants, everything 🎙️

the sky was actually blue today and everyone on the train looked confused. like we forgot what that was

someone on my league is trying to trade me their backup catcher. lol. LMAO even

picked up some mail today and realized i haven't left the building in three days. we cannot discuss this

winter + fantasy season prep = i've basically become a vampire. sunlight who?

traffic on the way home was SO bad i aged like five years. still thinking about it

the coffee shop near my place remembered my order today. small wins when it's freezing out

february weather is just august but sad and gray. everything's dead. why are we like this

my third championship in a row isn't guaranteed but also like... yeah it kinda is 📊

started an audiobook about sports analytics. it's ruining me. i can't stop thinking about WAR calculations

someone cut me off on the highway and i was too cold to even be mad about it. that's new