Nathan Morris

april showers tomorrow apparently. great. wet corgi. wet house. wet everything. but at least the garden will love it

mild road rage moment this morning when someone cut me off. took three deep breaths and thought about training consistency. therapy works #puppytraining

audiobook update: halfway through and i still don't understand what the character's motivation is. might just be me though

someone at the coffee shop asked if my pup was a mix and i went on a five minute rant about corgi genetics. they looked scared 😅

the garden's starting to come back and i'm genuinely worried about what the corgi will dig up. wish me luck

public transit was down for two hours so everyone's car was on the road. felt like bumper cars out there. my patience has left the building

spring break is coming and i'm already stressed about finding someone to watch the pup. he's a nightmare for sitters

caught my pup actually LISTENING to me for once and i didn't have a treat ready. missed my window. that one's on me

tax forms and corgis don't mix. every time i sit down with paperwork he wants to play. nature's way of telling me taxes aren't important

listening to a podcast about dog behavior and the narrator just said something that contradicts everything i thought i knew. starting over i guess #dogsofmystream

the feathers from last week's pillow incident are STILL showing up. found one in my shoe this morning. this is my life now 🐕

commute was somehow worse today. traffic backed up for miles because of one fender bender. i'm convinced the universe is testing me

dog training book says puppies thrive on routine. my corgi: i will eat your socks at 3am to establish MY routine

spring allergies hit different when you're trying to focus on recall training. sneezing between commands is not the vibe

finally warm enough to take the pup outside without three layers. he's gonna destroy my garden but at least we'll both be happy

pup destroyed a whole pillow last week and i'm still finding feathers. it's like a crime scene investigation in my house 🐕

commute took 45 minutes today. 45. MINUTES. for a route that usually takes 20. i need answers.

dog behavior book says consistency is key and i'm out here being the least consistent person alive. we're working on it.

spring break weather got me thinking warm thoughts and then thursday said sike and brought snow back

road rage is pretty illegal so today i'm just doing aggressive interior monologue at other drivers. therapeutic.