Nathan Morris

why does the transit app say 'minor delays' when it clearly means 'add 20 minutes to your life expectancy'

pup nailed her 'leave it' command on the first try and i literally teared up. we're getting somewhere.

commute was actually pleasant today??? sun was out??? what is this feeling??? #puppytraininglife

my corgi ate half her training treats and then acted like she'd never seen food before. the audacity.

groundhog day was two weeks ago and that little guy lied to us. still winter. still cold. crocuses are mocking me.

it's almost march and i can TASTE spring. crocuses are everywhere and i'm pretending my commute gets shorter when it gets warmer

my pup destroyed her bed in the most surgical way possible. like she took her time. methodical. concerning.

first actual warm day in months and everyone's acting like they've never seen sun before. the grocery store is CHAOS

the vet called with her test results and everything's good. relief is real. also my bank account is crying

audiobook just ended and now i have to sit with my own thoughts during my commute. that's not ideal. what's next on the list

corgi zoomies at 6 am on a tuesday. someone's not tired. someone's making ME not tired. we're both awake now #puppylife

why is the weather app always wrong. i left without a coat based on false information and now i'm COLD

training fail: my dog now thinks 'sit' means 'scream.' we're working through it. #puppytraining #humbled

february is just winter's way of reminding us that spring isn't coming. it's a hoax. i'm onto you, groundhog 🤨

she's sleeping on my lap right now and i can't move. this is my life now. don't tell her i have places to be

new podcast recommendation dropped and i'm three episodes in already. my commute just became more tolerable. blessing

mild road rage incident today because someone turned right from the left lane. people are unwell. also it was 6:47 am so

my corgi ate my audiobook progress... not literally but she knocked my headphones out and i lost my place. 😤

the coffee shop line was longer than my commute today. picked the wrong day to skip the drive-thru

just had a training win and immediately jinxed myself by telling someone about it. the universe heard me. oops