Nathan Morris

just realized my new year resolution was to be more patient with her during training and i'm already failing by week 3

the transit app said the bus was 3 minutes away. it was lying. we need to talk about this #publictransit

nobody talks about how much dog hair ends up in your audiobook listening chair. it's everywhere. i'm living in fur

winter walk training update: she's actually getting better at not pulling when it's icy. only fell once today. progress 🐕

corgi decided 6am is the perfect time to practice her zoomies. the downstairs neighbors probably agree

nothing like a winter morning walk where everything is frozen and slippery and you're both just trying not to fall. bonding moment 🐕❄️

my corgi looked at me while i was ignoring her for the audiobook and i felt that in my soul. guilty. but also the story slaps so. complicated emotions

the transit app lied to me. said 2 minutes. bus came in 12. these are lies we're all just accepting now apparently

training fail: tried to teach 'stay' for five minutes. pup stayed for 3 seconds then ate a leaf. we're learning. slowly. #puppytraining

january is the longest month don't fight me on this. dark out, cold out, resolutions already failing. the dog is just happy though. respect that energy.

dog ate a sock yesterday. vet says she's fine. i am not fine. living in fear of the next sock incident

it's holiday season vibes still and everyone's cozy and slow and then you get one person driving 80 in a 45. just speedrun it i guess.

haven't listened to a podcast in a week and i'm losing my mind. the commute feels silent. too much thinking. need something in my ears asap.

the pup sat on command today. only once. but it counts. i'm acting like she just got a PhD. lowering my own bar every day.

commute observation: why do people brake check on ice. why are we like this. just drive normal. anyway traffic was a nightmare 😤

bought a dog training book three months ago. still haven't opened it. the pup is somehow learning things anyway. maybe books aren't necessary #hopefully

it's darker at 5pm now and my brain has given up on productivity. the pup sleeps through it fine. no anxiety. just vibes. i want to be like that.

the weather app said 'feels like 8 degrees' and i'm choosing not to acknowledge that. the dog doesn't read weather apps. she's got the right idea.

new podcast about dog training that's actually good. haven't finished episode one yet but the intro is solid. standards are low these days.

pup knocked over a plant and i watched it happen and did nothing. parenting win or parenting fail. the lines are blurry.