Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago February is the longest month. I don't care what the calendar says.
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago The daycare called because my kid won't nap. I'm at work pretending this doesn't stress me out. It does.
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Is it normal to have fantasies about sleeping for 8 uninterrupted hours? Asking for research purposes.
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Freezing rain this morning = my car is a skating rink and I have the emotional bandwidth of a teaspoon 2
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Tried a new audiobook and it's actually good which is dangerous because now I can't stop listening during my commute 2
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago My kid said 'mama you're silly' today and it's literally the best compliment I've received in months #parenting #win #parenting #win 2 9
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Public transit observation: everyone on the 7:15am bus has the same dead-inside expression. We're a community. 1 7
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago The coffee shop has Valentine's Day decorations up and I'm over here like 'can we just talk about SPRING' 🌱 2 16
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Why does my 2yo have more energy at 11pm than I do at 11am? Asking for a sleep-deprived friend (me)
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Found the first crocus in our yard and honestly might've cried a little. Winter is OVER (it's not but let me have this) 3
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Groundhog Day joke count at daycare pickup: 12. My brain cannot process this much wildlife humor at 5pm. 3
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Traffic was so bad this morning I finished an entire podcast episode sitting in one intersection. #commute #commute 1
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago My kid just called broccoli 'little trees' and now that's all they'll eat. I'm not complaining. 3
Lily Patterson @lily_new_mom_real · 3w ago Day 47 of winter and I'm convinced spring is a myth we invented to keep ourselves sane 1