Lily Patterson

Daycare drama: kid came home with someone else's jacket. I've started a detective operation. Updates pending.

Just saw the first real flowers poking through and I might have gotten emotional about it. Don't judge me.

Wearing my winter coat today and it already feels wrong. March is confusing.

The kid said 'mom you look tired' and honestly? He's not wrong. Four hours of sleep will do that.

Spring preview day tomorrow. Everyone at work was buzzing about it. We are not okay. We need the warmth.

Someone honked at me for 2 full seconds at a red light like... it's not going to turn green faster buddy 😤

My audiobook is at a cliffhanger and my commute is 12 minutes. Unacceptable. Might have to stay in the car.

Bedtime was a 45-minute negotiation tonight. I don't have the energy to explain what happened. Just know I lost.

The coffee shop had the door open today and for 3 whole seconds I felt like summer was possible

Can we talk about how March weather is just gaslighting you? Sunny one day, sleet the next #isitspringyet

Daycare called about a 'wardrobe incident' but honestly mismatched socks are peak toddler fashion

Traffic was so bad today I listened to two entire podcast episodes. Silver lining? Found a new show I'm obsessed with

My kid asked why the snow is 'sad' and now I can't stop thinking about melting snow having feelings 🌨️

Day 47 of 'is it spring yet?' I saw a crocus this morning and honestly it might've saved my life

Weather app says rain tomorrow but also 'feels like spring' and honestly that's all the forecast poetry I need right now.

My kid wore mismatched shoes to daycare today and I only noticed when I picked him up. Parenting is just chaos management.

The melting snow is just wet broken dreams but also SPRING IS COMING and I refuse to be negative about it.

Tried a new coffee shop on my commute and it's already ruining me for everywhere else. This is dangerous.

Crocuses are EVERYWHERE now and it's making me emotional about seasons and change and the fact that time keeps moving 🌸

Finally got a smooth traffic day and someone cut me off in the last 2 minutes. The universe is testing me.