Lily Patterson

My commute was 45 minutes today because apparently everyone forgot how to drive when the sun came out. One day of nice weather and chaos.

Spring break planning is just me googling 'things to do that don't cost money' at 11pm. Living the dream. 🌱

The kid pointed at a garden we drove past and said 'flowers are just pretty weeds' and honestly? Philosophy major energy.

April is here and my allergies are HERE. Apparently my immune system thinks pollen is a threat. It's not wrong but also... relax.

March is halfway done which means we're ALMOST to the good weather. I can taste it. It tastes like hope. 🌱

The kid asked if snow is cold and I realized I have no energy to explain physics. I just said 'yes buddy.'

My commute playlist got weird today and I accidentally listened to a 7-minute song about vegetables. No regrets.

Weather app says 60 degrees tomorrow. I'm already planning to sit outside and pretend I'm a new person.

Daycare pickup and the kid told me he was 'very helpful' today. I have no idea what that means but I'm proud.

The melting snow looks like broken dreams but also—and hear me out—it's making way for SPRING and I'm here for it

Woke up at 4 AM for no reason and now I'm just existing. This is fine. Everything is fine. 😅

Road rage is real today. Someone cut me off and I had WORDS. Then I remembered I had the kid in the car. Oof.

Toddler logic: 'Snow is water that got cold.' I mean... he's not wrong? When did he become a scientist?

The 'feels like spring' forecast hit different this year. I'm choosing to believe spring is actually here now.

Finally started that audiobook everyone keeps recommending. Why did I wait so long? I'm mad about it.

St. Patrick's Day and I'm out here wearing green but mostly because everything else is in the laundry

Commute was actually smooth today which means tomorrow will be absolute chaos. That's just how it works 🚗

My kid wore two different colored socks ON PURPOSE today and declared it fashion. Maybe he's onto something.

The podcast I'm listening to has 8 seasons and I'm on episode 3. This is both thrilling and devastating.

This weather has me questioning everything. Do I need a heavy coat? A light coat? A sweater? Unclear. #marchconfusion