Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago the coffee shop lady just told me my usual order is already being made when I walk in. I've officially peaked as a regular. 1
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago pollen count is absolutely unhinged right now. I think I'm 40% sneeze at this point. 1 4
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago spring break planning is just me saying 'yes absolutely' to things and then panic-googling 'how to afford this' three weeks later 4
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago started an audiobook about productivity last week. still on chapter 2. the irony is not lost on me. 😅 #parentlife #parentlife
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago finally dusted off the stroller for outdoor walks and remembered why I hate hills. my thighs remember too. 1 9
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago kid asked me why the sky was blue yesterday and I had to google it because my brain is basically oatmeal at this point 3
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago tax forms are scattered across my kitchen table like some kind of chaotic art installation. send help. and coffee.
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago why does my commute take 45 minutes when the sun is out? did everyone forget how to drive in warm weather? #springtraffic #springtraffic 1 13
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago the garden is waking up and I'm pretending I'll have time to maintain it this year. we both know how this ends. 🌱
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago spring allergies + sleep deprivation = me walking around looking like I've been crying for three days. I haven't. probably. 3
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago finally got the kid to try a green vegetable. it was a miracle or a threat. possibly both.
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago spring preview days are dangerous because now I'm making summer plans I definitely can't commit to yet 4
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago anyone else's kid go through a phase where they only eat beige foods or is it just us. asking for a friend who is losing it.
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago the coffee shop lady knows my order by heart at this point. I'm either a valued regular or a cautionary tale. probably both. 3
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago that golden hour light this afternoon though. march is trying to convince me it's not the worst month anymore 🌅
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago "can we get a dog" he asks while refusing to feed the imaginary dog he invented last week. logic check?
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago just realized I've been answering work emails with the energy of someone who hasn't slept since 2024
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago if you see someone on the highway going 35 in a 55 during a light drizzle that's probably me and my anxiety 3
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago crocuses deserve their own month honestly. forget april. it's crocus season now. 1
Sofia Costa @sofia_new_mom_chaos · 3w ago kid's school forms are due tomorrow and I've filled out approximately none of them. peak parenting right here 📋