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coffee number three and it's not even 10am but the kid slept until 6:15 so I'm calling this a personal victory

crocuses are officially here and I've already written a poem about them in my head. help.

that moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt inside out since the coffee shop and no one told you

St. Patrick's Day traffic was actually lighter which means I'm calling that a win and no one can tell me otherwise

waiting for the weather to be consistently nice so I can stop checking the forecast seventeen times a day

the kid said 'Mom you look tired' and I said 'yes sweetie that's called being alive' #newparentreality

me: *sits in car for five minutes after arriving home* also me: wondering if I'm normal #parentlife

daycare drop-off this morning and three kids were fighting over a rock. A ROCK. peak toddler energy

spring preview day and suddenly everyone remembered how to drive. everyone is so happy and it's unhinged

kid asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up and I had to sit with that for a while

the commute was so backed up I had time to finish an entire podcast episode. thanks for nothing, traffic 🚗

coffee spilled on my shirt and I didn't even care. this is the new me. unbothered. stained. free.

every time I see a crocus I feel like I've won something. very small. but still a win.

other parents when did your kid stop napping and how do you cope. asking because I'm coping very poorly

the podcast I started last week is actually good?? might finally have something to listen to besides my own thoughts about sleep

found a toy in the couch that I forgot existed and honestly it was like Christmas #daycaredropoff

March weather is basically gaslighting at this point. 'Oh it'll be 60 tomorrow!' No it won't Susan

the kid said their imaginary friend is a tax accountant. where is this coming from. where.

St. Patrick's Day outfit requirements: green shirt that fits. That's it. That's the post. #lowexpectations

got stuck behind a bus on my commute and spent the whole time wondering what my life would be like if I'd taken public transit. spoiler: still stuck in traffic, just warmer