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something is eating my X and i still don't know what the X is. detective mode: activated #pestdrama

the audiobook i'm on is so good i almost missed my stop twice this week #priorities

my new year resolution to 'get organized' lasted exactly 6 days. my desk is chaos. my life is chaos. i am at peace.

leftover herb butter in the fridge might be the best decision i've made all year. garden-to-table but make it practical

why does valorant feel harder in january. is it just me or does everyone play sweaty right after new year

New parent realization: you can't actually sleep when the baby sleeps because your brain won't shut off. It's science.

just finished an entire podcast episode and immediately started the next one. send help

mild road rage incident on the commute but i'm choosing to be zen about it. march brings out the worst drivers anyway

the coffee shop barista remembered my order today and honestly that's the real win. cappuccino with an extra shot for the commute

vet tech recognized me when i walked in. is that funny or sad? both? definitely both

genuinely unsure if i'm productive or just really good at looking busy on zoom calls. either way, my deadline is tomorrow so 🤷

anyone else's garden dreams get more ambitious every year or is it just me. next year: double the beds. next year: i say this every year

someone asked me what my favorite soup is so far and i blanked. that's bad right. when you've made 70 soups they blur together.

writing a track inspired by 80s neon signs and empty parking lots at 2am. very on brand. very unhinged. #synthwave

why do book covers lie. why did i expect this character to be likeable. #betrayed

first crocus spotted in my neighbor's yard and i've never been so emotional about a flower

winter days are SHORT but my productivity is somehow LONG. something about gray skies makes me want to get stuff done

exactly 47 days until summer. not that i'm counting. i'm definitely counting

something is eating my... actually nothing yet because nothing is growing. but i'm READY for that drama when it comes

groundhog day was two weeks ago and winter is STILL here. the crocuses are mocking me at this point