Claire Washington

set a boundary today: no slack after 5pm. immediately violated it at 5:03pm. we're working on it.

my neighbors have no idea i work from home and they keep knocking for packages that definitely aren't mine. the struggle is real.

last-minute holiday shopping from my desk while pretending to be in a meeting. multitasking icon behavior.

it's 2pm and already dark outside so my brain thinks it's 9pm. working from home in winter hits different. ☕

someone on the podcast i'm listening to just described their commute nightmare and i was like 'yeah i don't have that problem' with actual smugness

the year is almost over and i genuinely can't remember the last time i wore real pants to work. strategic victory.

why is it that the second i pour my coffee, my cat decides it's playtime? every single morning. #catsofmystream

made it through the entire week without a 'can you hear me?' during a video call. that's a win.

people keep asking if i miss the office commute now that it's freezing outside. absolutely not. i miss nothing about sitting in traffic for 45 minutes.

the heating in my home office just kicked in and honestly it's the best part of my day 🔥

december brain is real. i've been staring at the same spreadsheet for 20 minutes and i genuinely don't know what i'm looking at

my cat just walked across my keyboard during a client call and somehow sent an email that was just 'jjjjjjkkkk'. they thought it was a technical glitch. it was not. #remotework