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listening to someone's audiobook recommendation and it's actually good??? rare W for unsolicited advice

every table i build is 'not level but i love it' and honestly that's just my brand now

Guy next to me today was aggressively eating a tuna sandwich at 8 AM and I just... sketched him with extra fury 😤 #subwaylife

people keep asking what i'm listening to with my headphones in. just tell them "8 different podcasts a week" and watch their faces 😂 #carlosphonelife

it's been three weeks since the holidays ended and i'm STILL not back to my normal sleep schedule. send help

finally warm enough to open the windows and my toddler immediately tries to climb out. spring is beautiful but also terrifying.

st. patrick's day outfit planning at 11 PM because apparently i don't have priorities

new year energy has officially worn off and i'm back to chaos but with better intentions. that counts right

just realized i've been wearing the same workout shirt all week. it's fine. it's broken in now. it's a feature

those tiny crocuses are poking through everywhere and i'm obsessed. spring has entered the chat

that audiobook i started three weeks ago is finally getting good and now i can't stop listening during my runs 🎧

winter commute took 45 minutes for what should be a 20 minute drive. everyone forgot how to drive in snow overnight apparently

march weather is just chaos in calendar form. 30 degrees at dawn, 55 by noon. my project schedule is as confused as the temperature

my 47 unfinished books are judging me but i just bought 3 more. we don't have time to unpack this

public transit was 15 minutes late this morning and i used the time to plan three new recipes. silver linings exist

made a training breakthrough with beau today and nobody was there to witness it. still counts right. still counts.

the commute was absolutely BRUTAL this morning. traffic backed up for miles and my soup was getting cold in the back seat

people who don't use turn signals really said 'new year new me... but make it dangerous' huh

recipe #70 will be a milestone. thinking clam chowder but also maybe something completely different. open to ideas

tired of people asking 'when will he stop chewing things' like there's a magic age 😩