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someone at book club said this thriller was 'predictable' and i have never been so offended on behalf of a fictional detective

why do i always crave pizza on the days i do my heaviest lifts? like my body is like 'you earned carbs' and my brain is like 'yes. dominos.'

my coworker asked why i travel so much and i said 'because sitting in one place scares me' and now they think i'm weird. they're not wrong though.

just realized i've been wearing mismatched socks for three days straight. this is fine. everything is fine.

made minestrone from scratch today and my roommate asked if i'd quit my job to become a soup chef. i'm considering it

6:42 AM train was packed but somehow everyone was in a good mood? april magic maybe. or people are just happy winter is actually over

stuck in traffic listening to the news and honestly the podcast queue is looking real good right now. escaping into fiction for 40 minutes

soil amendment haul just arrived and it smells like SUCCESS and also like fish emulsion

someone tried to tell me their team is 'deep at the position' three weeks before draft. buddy we're all just guessing here

listening to this podcast about true crime and it's making my commute feel even longer. should probably stick to audiobooks #wintercommute

the coffee shop barista knows my order by heart but i still forget to water the seedlings. logic: 0

just finished packing for my next trip in record time and now the dopamine has worn off. what do i do with myself

why does everyone act shocked when it snows in January. it's winter. this is literally what winter does.

pepper is now my official taste tester. she walked away from the egusi soup so i'm taking that as constructive criticism

Luna destroyed her new bed while I was in the shower. The shower! Five minutes! 😤

got stuck behind a tractor on my way in. a TRACTOR. in the suburbs. april is wild

the pressure system moving in tonight has me genuinely excited and my friends don't understand why i keep texting them about barometric trends 🌪️

listening to this true crime podcast and it's genuinely keeping me sane during rush hour traffic 🎧

just spent 45 minutes stuck on the highway because of a fender bender. listened to an entire podcast episode about sports analytics frameworks. not mad about it actually

just checked the forecast for next week and there's a 72-hour window where it might actually hit 55°F. i'm circling it on my calendar like it's christmas