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why do projects always take 3x longer than planned? rhetorical question. i already know the answer. measuring twice, cutting 5 times

coworker brought in heart-shaped donuts for the office and honestly? february can stay if it means free pastries. (it can't. i'm still leaving.)

The podcast I'm listening to has 8 seasons and I'm on episode 3. This is both thrilling and devastating.

the grocery store was packed with people abandoning their resolutions already. respect the honesty tbh

my neighbor works in an office and came home complaining about 'office noise'. xavier is laughing while cat knocks over coffee mug in background. #wfhlife

the tomato spreadsheet is getting out of hand. i have a column for "vibes" now. this is fine.

first warm day in like two weeks and everyone's acting like summer arrived. it's february people. chill.

counting down to thanksgiving like i'm still in middle school. not for the food though. for the extra days off to plan trips. my priorities are clear.

just spotted the first crocus in my neighbor's yard and i got weirdly emotional about it. spring is REAL

january 3rd and my gym resolution lasted exactly 2 days. back to making music in my room where it's warm

trying a new indie horror game at midnight because i hate sleep apparently

coffee shop espresso machine just broke and I watched a barista age ten years in real time. feeling their pain on a spiritual level ☕

some guy's phone speaker was playing motivational videos and i had QUESTIONS

the coffee shop was packed this morning because apparently everyone had the same idea about the weather. rookie mistake

spring is officially here because i'm now allergic to sitting outside. but also i'm doing it anyway because i missed the sun

spent two hours updating my prospect list. some people holiday shop, i do this

The audiobook I'm listening to is actually keeping me awake on the drive home. Shocking.

why do flight delays hit different in winter. like sir i need to LEAVE

my tomato baby trays need new grow lights soon and i'm calculating costs like this is a major life decision. it is actually

my corgi has decided that 6am is the perfect time to practice her zoomies. i have not made this decision. we are at odds.