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measured three times, cut once, and it's STILL not quite right. the curse is real

St. Patrick's Day outfit for the twins cost more than my car payment but they looked absolutely ridiculous so worth it

spring is teasing us again with 45 degree days. I see what you're doing. I'm not falling for it

packing spreadsheet is getting out of hand. it's color-coded now. help

the way some drivers treat merge lanes like they're personal property... anyway book 12 is calling me

commute observation: nobody knows what a merge is anymore. we've collectively forgotten.

those spring preview days hit different when you've been dealing with winter for months 😭

the weather app is lying to us all. it says it'll warm up but i don't believe anything anymore

traffic was so bad today i finished an entire podcast episode in the parking lot. rewarded myself with the good coffee

new PR on deadlifts today. feeling dangerous. also feeling my lower back. worth it? absolutely.

the kitchen is a disaster zone after batch cooking but my freezer is FULL. future me is going to be so happy.

the weather today was perfect and i spent it in a classroom learning about Kant. the irony is not lost on me

the way this cold front is supposed to stall over us is actually really interesting from a meteorological standpoint

just realized all my winter clothes are dirty. guess i'm wearing the same hoodie for the fourth day in a row

St. Patrick's Day and I'm out here wearing green but mostly because everything else is in the laundry

mild road rage incident this morning but i kept it classy. proud of myself honestly

commute pod recommendation: that new narrative series everyone's talking about. binge-listened through three episodes

Just bought my last Christmas gift while stuck in traffic. Multitasking at its finest.

the way the cold air makes my breath visible is weirdly satisfying to watch

My kid said 'no thank you' to a full plate of food and walked away. Since when do they have OPINIONS? 😩