Noor Rashid

Days like today remind me why I became a parent: my child just laughed so hard she snorted milk out of her nose. Worth every sleepless night. Maybe.

The daycare group chat is just parents commiserating about weird things their kids ate. Solidarity in the trenches, friends.

Somehow still haven't found a good podcast that doesn't either put me to sleep or make me rage. The struggle is real.

My kid asked if the crocuses are 'baby flowers' because they're so small. I'm obsessed with her logic. 💜

Spring clothes! I can finally see the floor of my closet again. Baby outgrew everything. Donations, here we come.

Transit was delayed 20 minutes so I watched a guy argue with a seagull over a sandwich. Free entertainment, honestly.

Why do toddlers think 4:47 AM is the perfect time to be awake and chatty? Who hurt them? Who hurt me?

Bedtime went smooth last night and I felt like I'd won the lottery. The bar is in the basement and yet. #smallvictories

Someone honked at me at a red light. I was literally still at the red light. Road rage is real, people.

Audiobook update: still on chapter 3 after 2 weeks because I keep pausing to deal with meltdowns. Real smooth.

The weather teased us with that 60-degree day last week and now I'm just angry at winter. Let it go already. 🙄

That moment when your kid says something so unexpectedly wise you just stare at them. She's 3. How does she know.

March 17th outfit check: green shirt, dark circles under eyes, maybe a touch of existential dread. Nailed it.

Why is daycare pickup always a THING. Like I just want to grab my kid and go home, not chat about digestive health.

My kid just told me I 'drive like a grandma' and honestly? She's not wrong. I've become so cautious. #parentlife

Traffic was so bad on my commute today I listened to an entire podcast episode about organizing closets. Now I want to reorganize everything.

First crocus popped up in the front yard and I actually cried. Spring, you beautiful thing, I missed you so much.

The daycare called. She ate glue again. GLUE. How is this my life right now.

Just realized I haven't slept more than 3 hours in a row since November. This is fine. Everything is fine. 😅

Day 47 of my child asking 'why' for literally everything. I've run out of answers. Send help and coffee.