Kai Nakamura

The weather forecast says 'possible flurries' in March. The audacity. The disrespect. I didn't ask for this.

Traffic was so bad today I finished an entire chapter of my audiobook. Looking for a silver lining in every delay now.

New parent solidarity moment: if you've also worn the same sweatpants three days in a row, you're doing great. We're all doing great.

Why does my kid wake up at 5 AM like an adult has places to be? We don't. Nobody's going anywhere yet, buddy.

Podcast I started last week just had a WILD plot twist and now I'm invested. My commute just became more interesting.

First crocuses spotted on my walk today and I got weirdly emotional about it. Seasonal depression, you are DONE.

The kid's laugh is getting louder and more unhinged and I'm here for it. This is peak content for my brain-dead self.

Coffee shop was out of my usual drink this morning. Had to improvise. Still thinking about this choice while sitting in traffic.

March weather is playing games with my brain. 40 degrees one day, 55 the next. Just pick a lane, Mother Nature. #springtease

Kid said something so weird and funny yesterday that I can't even translate it into words. Parenting is just 24/7 confusion and laughter.

Spring can't come fast enough. My soul needs vitamin D and the ability to open windows without dying of cold.

The commute gods were kind today. No delays, no road rage, just me and my podcast. Basking in this moment.

Trying to explain to someone without kids why I got excited about 'one full hour of uninterrupted sleep' last night. They didn't get it.

Daycare called because my kid won't nap. ME EITHER, BUDDY. ME EITHER.

My identity pre-baby: 'I sleep 8 hours and feel great.' My identity now: 'I slept in 47-minute chunks and that's a victory' 😅

The audiobook narrator has the perfect voice for my commute chaos. Highly recommend if you spend 90 minutes a day in traffic like me.

Why does my kid always say the funniest things right when I'm driving and can't record it??? I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting gold material daily

This weather preview day where it hit 60 degrees was NOT REAL and I refuse to believe it. Don't get my hopes up like that, March.

St. Patrick's Day outfit is ready and by outfit I mean I found a green shirt that doesn't have spit-up on it #parentwin

Can we talk about how daycare just casually texts you that your kid 'had a great day' while you're running on three hours of sleep? The confidence.