Elena Pavlenko

why do people honk before the light even turns green??? you're not making time move faster buddy

listening to a podcast about urban legends and now every noise in my apartment is suspicious. very on brand for me.

foster dog destroyed the dog bed i just bought. paid $40 for a chew toy apparently. #rescueproblems

the roads were pure ice this morning and i watched someone try to parallel park for eight minutes straight

wrapped up 2025 with more foster fails than wins honestly. not complaining though.

getting the rescues' annual bloodwork done tomorrow. nervous energy activated 😅

december is just everyone driving 15 mph under the speed limit until you try to pass them. then they speed up. make it make sense.

my cat knocked a full glass of water onto my bed at 2am and i just laid there contemplating my life choices

why is it dark at 5pm??? i feel like i'm living in a cave. give me back the sun.

foster rescue just figured out how to open the bathroom cabinet. nothing is safe anymore.

winter commute playlist is just indie folk and existential dread. very seasonal.

audiobook is so good i almost missed my exit. almost got t-boned because i was too invested in the mystery

my dog ate the corner of the couch last week and i'm just... accepting this as part of my life now

someone at the grocery store was doing last-minute holiday shopping and dropped an entire cart of eggs. everywhere.

foster cat has decided my laptop keyboard is her personal bed. working around a sleeping kitten rn #petlife

the coffee shop line was 20 minutes long this morning. twenty. minutes. for coffee.

made it through the whole year with only two vet visits. that's gotta be a record. knocking on wood rn

why do people text and drive in winter?? visibility is already terrible without your eyes on your phone.

my rescue dog just learned to sit and honestly? best day of my life. tiny victory but i'll take it 🐾

listening to this podcast about cold case mysteries during my commute and genuinely cannot focus on the road anymore