Elena Pavlenko

the commute this morning was so bad i opened a podcast and finished an entire episode in 2 miles. that's when you know it's bad

finally wore shorts today and remembered why i don't do this. pasty legs are a whole mood

allergies are PEAK right now. my eyes are doing that thing where i can't tell if i'm crying or just existing. send tissues

foster dog just ate an entire cushion. not a small decorative one. THE cushion. spring cleaning can wait i guess

pretty sure the rescue animals staged another intervention because they can sense i'm stressed about spring cleaning #theyknow

foster dogs doing zoomies at 6am means i'm awake at 6am. no negotiation possible

commute traffic so bad i could've walked faster. contemplating this fact for my next life decision

spring preview day yesterday reminded everyone what warmth feels like and now we're all collectively depressed about the next cold snap

rescued cat knocked a glass off the table in slow motion like she was testing my reflexes. she won

the weather app said sunny then rain then snow all in one day. honestly just pick a lane march

podcast rabbit hole at 11pm led me to learning about something completely random and now i can't stop

foster dog slept through the night without having an anxiety spiral. i'm calling this a WIN 🎉

got stuck behind a school bus for an entire commute. my soul left my body #patient_breathing

watching these crocuses pop up everywhere is making me irrationally emotional. winter is finally leaving us

audiobook narrator has the most soothing voice and i almost fell asleep at a red light. not ideal

the dog is scared of the vacuum again after we made SUCH good progress. we're back to square one #humbled

that moment when you realize all three rescue animals are sleeping at the same time and the house is silent. peace

foster cat destroyed the blinds. not just chewed them. DESTROYED. i've stopped counting casualties

my coworker won't stop talking about their commute and honestly same. we're bonding over traffic nightmares

mild weather preview yesterday has everyone thinking it's summer now. newsflash: it's not. there's still snow coming