David Park

the podcast about optimal nap schedules is full of lies. our naps happen when the nap gods decide, not on a schedule

Ethan tried to tell me a joke today but forgot the punchline halfway through. still laughed harder than I have in weeks #dadlife

why is the commute SO much worse when it's 45 degrees vs 30? everyone suddenly forgets how to drive

St. Patrick's Day outfit for the twins cost more than my car payment but they looked absolutely ridiculous so worth it

slept 6 hours straight last night. SIX. I feel like a new man. I feel like I can actually think in complete sentences

this weather preview day has me convinced spring is here. it's not. it's a lie. but I'm choosing to believe anyway 🌤️

daycare called. Ethan had a 'bathroom incident'. I don't want to know the details. I really don't.

the kid asked why snow is cold. spent 10 minutes trying to explain molecules to a 2-year-old. pretty sure I made it worse

audiobook I'm listening to is so good I'm taking the long way home on my commute just to hear more. wife thinks I'm crazy

Sophia just learned to clap and now she won't stop. my ears are ringing but also I'm obsessed 👏

traffic on the 9 was absolutely unhinged today. someone was doing 35 in the left lane. I have never been angrier

why do both kids wake up at 5:47am on the dot? there's no alarm. it's like they're synced to some evil twin clock

spotted the first crocus in our yard this morning. winter is ALMOST over. almost.

only 4 more weeks of winter vibes and then we're free. I can taste the warmer weather already.

Ethan said 'I love you more than sandwiches' and that's genuinely the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me 🥪

started listening to a podcast about sleep schedules for babies. it's making me more tired just thinking about it

both kids are wearing mismatched socks and honestly? I'm calling that a win

the road rage is setting in. winter drivers are a special kind of chaos. #commute

my wife and I watched a 22-minute show in 3 separate viewing sessions. this is marriage with twins.

is anyone else just counting down the days until the weather stops trying to kill you?