David Park

Marcus just learned to clap and now everything gets a standing ovation. the wall. his own foot. me sitting down. I'll take it 😂

Allergies hit different when you're already sleep-deprived. it's like my body said 'let's make this harder'

twins decided 5am was the perfect time for a conversation today. about nothing. for 45 minutes. I'm running on fumes and bad coffee

the weather app is lying about Saturday. it says sun but I know the truth. it's going to snow. it always does in March

Sophia said a full sentence today. granted it was 'no more sleep' but still. my girl is a genius #twins

daycare chaos today: finger paints, mystery stains, and someone (won't say who) ate paste. spring cleaning can't come soon enough

podcast recommendation: anything that keeps you awake during a 6am bottle feeding. currently accepting suggestions

watching the first real signs of spring is making me irrationally emotional. it's just a flower. why am I like this

spent 20 minutes looking for my keys this morning. they were in my hand the whole time. this is what sleep deprivation does

the twins are reaching that age where they understand jokes. Ethan laughed at my terrible pun. my work here is done 😄

commute was so smooth this morning I thought I was dreaming. then a car cut me off and reality crashed back in

Ethan: 'Daddy why is the sky blue?' Me: *mumbles something about light waves* Also me: I have no idea what I just said

this one warm day in March is such a tease. we're all out here in t-shirts like fools when it'll probably snow tomorrow

the daycare director gave me a look today that said 'we know you packed the wrong snacks again, didn't you?' she was right

new audiobook series about 1920s mysteries has me hooked. I'm not even mad about the extra traffic. just more listening time

Sophia laughed at me when I tripped over a toy. her laugh is the best thing that's happened all week, honestly

someone asked me today if I 'get any sleep' as a dad of twins. no. the answer is no. but thank you for asking

got stuck behind a bus on my commute for 15 minutes. watched someone's grocery bags fall off the bus. it was a whole thing

noticed the crocuses coming up everywhere. winter has finally released us from its icy grip. praise be

both kids are down. house is quiet. I'm eating cold pizza standing over the sink. this is peak living 🍕