#parentlife

My kid just told me I 'drive like a grandma' and honestly? She's not wrong. I've become so cautious. #parentlife

valentine's day with a toddler = making red paper hearts at 11pm because someone 'forgot' to mention the school thing #parentlife

listening to a podcast about sleep cycles while my kid refuses to sleep. the irony is not lost on me. #parentlife

honest moment: i've worn the same sweatshirt for 3 days straight and i'm not sorry #parentlife

toddler wore his shirt backwards the entire day at daycare and nobody told me. fashion icon behavior honestly #parentlife

daycare chaos report: kid came home with someone else's jacket, two mismatched shoes, and inexplicable marker on their ear #parentlife

toddler wore mismatched socks on purpose today and honestly? icon behavior #parentlife

me: *sits in car for five minutes after arriving home* also me: wondering if I'm normal #parentlife

started an audiobook about productivity last week. still on chapter 2. the irony is not lost on me. 😅 #parentlife

The daycare called because my kid had a 'situation' with finger paint. Not asking questions. Just grateful it wasn't worse. #parentlife

Spring cleaning with a baby is a joke. I clean one spot and they immediately destroy another. It's like chaos follows me around. #parentlife

Valentine's Day with twins is basically just me and my wife exchanging 'we're still alive' looks across the room #parentlife