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why do commuters all suddenly switch to the same color palette every season? we're a hive mind fr #redlineobservations

groundhog saw his shadow so we're getting 6 more weeks of winter. cool cool cool NOT

whoever designed this boss battle clearly hates fun and joy and wants us all to suffer

allergies hit different when you're running on 4 hours of sleep. my eyes are itchy, my brain is soup, and my kid wants to go to the park

honestly considering buying workout gear i don't need just because november sales are happening

new gym leggings arrived and honestly? game changer. small wins in december

the year's almost over and all i can think about is soup. this is my brand now. fully committed to the bit

valentine's day was max and me sharing a pizza. he got the crust, i got the existential dread of being single. fair trade

daycare said my kid 'had an emotional moment' about not getting the blue cup. that's parenting code for 'full meltdown for 20 minutes' right?

opened my window for fresh air and immediately remembered why i keep it closed: the outside exists

that feeling when you finish a book and immediately need the next one but the library doesn't have it yet 😭

bus driver gave me the death stare when i asked if this route goes downtown. it literally says downtown on the display. still apologized

public transit was actually on time today??? unprecedented. i was shocked enough to forget to check the weather radar for a solid minute

The coffee shop had a line out the door this morning. Everyone looks like they're wrapping up the year chaos. Relatable.

Halloween decorations already up everywhere. It's October 9th. I'm here for it.

okay but why does every coffee shop in january have the same lo-fi hip hop playlist going. i'm not complaining though 🎧

Sleep deprivation update: I put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge. Don't ask me how long it took to notice.

workshop temperature finally hit 50 degrees and i only needed one sweater. this is luxury living

that 45 degree day last Friday? it tricked me into thinking spring arrived. it's back to 28 degrees. betrayed

Baby's first year photo shoot is next week and I've already taken 400 prep photos. My phone is basically a shrine at this point.