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why do arcade cabinets always break right when youre about to beat your high score. the universe is against me

permission slip for the spring field trip just arrived and i genuinely cannot remember what month it is anymore. time has left the chat

audiobook recommendation: the narrator has the perfect condescending tone for a mystery novel. living for it.

my league group chat is already getting spicy about next season. love to see it

someone tell me why i'm emotionally invested in a fictional character's love life. asking for a friend (it's me)

just discovered that my home office has the WORST lighting at 2pm. been working here a year. just noticed. 🤦

foster pup's training is actually coming along and i'm so proud i could cry. small wins count

thinking about learning keys but my apartment is tiny and my neighbors already hate me. maybe summer

winter makes me want to cook everything warm and spicy. my kitchen smells like heaven right now #homecooking

just discovered a playlist from 1987 that has been living rent-free in my head for 6 hours straight

woke up to pollen all over the porch furniture. spring is lovely except when it's trying to end me 🌱

found the CUTEST guesthouse in hanoi for next month and i literally screamed. roommate was not amused

commute home was brutal. backed up for miles and the sunset was WASTED on all those brake lights 🚗

rest day vibes but also guilt vibes. is it rest or am i just lazy. the internal debate never ends

foster dog learned how to open the trash can and i don't know whether to be impressed or furious

Why is it that pets KNOW when you're running late? My cat somehow sensed urgency and decided to be extra clingy.

gym locker room guy was talking about quitting already. we're 12 days in my guy

weather app says 'feels like 8°F' and I'm in my warmest hoodie questioning all my life choices. also texting everyone to prepare

winter cold hit different this year. refusing to leave the house unless absolutely necessary

gym was packed today so i switched up my entire routine. improvisation is a skill i guess