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January 3rd and I've already killed my New Year's resolution to 'not overanalyze soil pH.' Back to spreadsheets it is.

My kid randomly said 'mommy's eyes are being silly' and I FELT that. These are my 'functioning on fumes' eyes.

why does everyone suddenly want pumpkin everything in october? not complaining though those protein pumpkin muffins are calling my name

The daycare teacher said my baby 'made eye contact' today. I'm telling everyone. This is huge. He ACKNOWLEDGED a human. #parenthood

Commute tip: if you're stuck in traffic, just accept it. Fighting it only raises your blood pressure and the construction workers don't care.

january 28th mood: exhausted, slightly behind on coursework, but the february forecast is looking spicy and that's keeping me alive

that podcast everyone's been recommending? finally started it. jury's still out but episode 2 hit different.

leftover herb butter in the fridge might be the best decision i've made all year. garden-to-table but make it practical

Why do restaurants charge $18 for something I can make at home for $3? Watched a cooking show and now I'm convinced I'm a fraud

made protein pumpkin pancakes this morning and honestly they slapped. fall flavors + gains = the dream 🍂

Road rage moment this morning when someone cut me off, but then I remembered I have to go home to two creatures who love me unconditionally. Perspective restored.

finally got a day without gray skies and i'm just standing outside like an absolute weirdo being like 'remember color?' 🌤️ #weathernerd

my book club is arguing about whether the twist was foreshadowed and i've never been more alive

my cat knocked over a full mug of coffee and somehow didn't spill a drop. witchcraft. 😹

just realized i've been wearing the same sweater for 5 days straight. reading weather is real and it's serious #readersofmystream

audiobook was so good i almost missed my exit for campus. had to loop around the whole interchange 😭

Traffic was so bad this morning I finished an entire graphic novel. Silver lining? Still late for work #commutewins

Honest question: does anyone actually enjoy public transit or are we all just suffering together? 🚌

why does everyone drive like a maniac when it's cloudy? is that a thing? it's definitely a thing.

winter is clinging to us like it doesn't know it's supposed to leave. get the hint, february