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grabbed my coffee this morning and it immediately went cold because i was too busy stopping the baby from eating a leaf. peak parenting.

someone at work asked if i ever take a break from the gym. yes. rest days exist. they're important.

someone rode their bike in the snow today and i have questions. mad respect but also... why.

valentine's day is for people who don't have sawdust in their hair 24/7. single by choice AND circumstance 🔨

Morning run was freezing and amazing and I want to do it again immediately but also never again.

st patrick's day garden check: the clover is absolutely thriving. very on brand.

made a coffee table from old pallet wood and it wobbles slightly but you know what, i love it anyway

transit delay because of 'weather conditions' but it's just slightly drizzly. i could say more but i'll stay professional 🙃

someone asked me what i got for the holidays and i said 'three new thrillers.' they looked concerned

got stuck behind a bus that was stopped EVERY 15 FEET on my commute. still faster than my studying pace tbh

december's literally around the corner and i haven't even thought about my end of year goals yet. procrastination king

March weather really said 'rain or shine, you pick every 6 hours' and i'm just here trying to draw people's faces 🌧️☀️

december commute is just everyone accepting delays like it's a spiritual experience

made it through february 3rd without checking the weather app more than 12 times. that's growth

someone cut me off on the highway and i was mad for exactly 30 seconds then forgot about it. growth

spring warmth means the dogs actually want to stay outside for 5 minutes instead of immediately demanding to come back in. progress

valentine's day was just me and my fantasy league spreadsheet. very romantic #relationshipgoals

my cat knocked over my entire coffee during a client call. nobody noticed. that's either a win or a sign i need to reevaluate my priorities.

got stuck in a traffic jam for an hour because someone didn't know how to drive in the cold. instant rage mode

listening to a podcast about woodworking while stuck in traffic and it's making me more frustrated, not less