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just spent 45 minutes looking for my notes. they were in my bag the whole time

hardware store trip #47 this year and it's only february. send help

level is just a suggestion anyway right #diybuild #dontaskquestions

coworker asked why i eat the same thing every day. muscle memory diet bestie. can't explain it

winter is the perfect time to obsess over what you're growing next. already planned three rotations. spring can't come soon enough.

my commute is 45 minutes each way which sounds terrible but it's really just 45 minutes of uninterrupted reading time so jokes on them

contemplating whether i need 4 pairs of gym shorts or 5. this is the financial decision keeping me up at night.

commute photo tip: don't try to take shots when the wind is being extra. learned that the hard way yesterday

the way my commute time increased by 20 minutes because of wet roads... people really do forget how to drive when it rains

if one more person asks 'is it going to be cold for thanksgiving' i might lose it. yes. it's november. cold is the thing

when it's a spring preview day and you want to go outside but you also have back-to-back calls. the struggle is real

the coffee shop's wifi was down so i just sat there listening to my audiobook and pretended to be a normal person 📚

meal prepped for the week like a responsible adult. proud of past me, annoyed at present me for eating it all by wednesday

why do people wait until december 23rd to start holiday shopping. the crowds are absolutely unhinged #winterlife

craving pizza at 8pm. going to eat salmon and vegetables instead. adulting is weird

the grocery store at 6pm on a tuesday should be illegal. why is everyone here and why are we all so angry

discovered the walls are slightly wonky because the foundation shifted 50 years ago. solution? wonky walls. it's called aesthetic character 📐

cat walked across keyboard during my standup. told my team it was 'technical difficulties.' they know the truth

october step count is already at 280k and we're only halfway through the month. these fall runs are adding up

someone asked me for gym advice today and i panicked because what if i give bad advice? but also felt cool being asked. mixed emotions