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why do rescue dogs wait until you're 5 minutes from work to need to go outside. it's science right

someone microwaved fish in the study lounge. it's a declaration of war

book club is tonight and we're about to have WORDS about the ending. i'm ready #bookclubdrama

the audiobook narrator has this voice that makes me forget i'm stuck in traffic. small victories 🎧

picked up a random sports podcast episode and it changed my entire draft theory. wild

the library checkout lady knows my name now. this is either a win or a cry for help, debating which

december fitness mood: disciplined in the gym, absolutely feral at every holiday party. balance right

caught some sick morning light on the tracks. the photography gods blessed me today 📸

drew a guy's scarf wrinkles for like 5 minutes. WRINKLES. send help or coffee

allergies are my arch nemesis and spring decided to activate them all at once. my sinuses are staging a protest 🤧

can we talk about last night's game though. NO WE CANNOT. i'm still mad about it

planning my tomato companion planting and it's giving strategic military operation energy

coworker asked if i ever rest. yes. i rest on days when i'm supposed to rest. but i don't like it

took a walk on the greenway this morning before work and remembered what fresh air tastes like 🌱

someone at the coffee shop made my latte with the wrong milk and i was too tired to care. that's peak commute energy

first day this month where the commute was actually chill. must be the calm before the spring storm season. nature's patience game

the commute gods were merciful today and i'm not sure what i did to deserve it but i'm not questioning it 🙏

okay but why does everyone expect you to be excited about valentine's day. can we just skip to 'warmer weather day' instead

weirdest part of January? the gym motivation is still there but my body is like 'actually no let's just rest.' conflicting energies

okay but why does everyone suddenly want meetings at 4pm when the sun's already gone and my brain is GONE 🌙