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someone asked me why i don't just settle down somewhere. i looked at them like they'd asked me to give up oxygen 😂

the way everyone suddenly appeared outside the second the temperature hit 60 degrees is hilarious. myself included obviously

deadlift felt heavy today but i'm calling it a win because i showed up anyway

spring where are you. the crocuses are here and you're still not. this feels unfair

the 6:42 AM energy is different when you can see actual daylight now. still dark but less dark. progress

weather report says ice tomorrow. great. just great. my commute is about to become a slide show

coffee tastes better when it's cold outside. fall weather unlocked something in me ☕

gym was packed today so i switched up my entire routine. improvisation is a skill i guess

discovered a tiny hole in one of the basil leaves and spent 15 minutes investigating like i'm a detective. something is eating my basil.

someone at work asked what i do on weekends and i started talking about soil pH levels. they regretted asking immediately

hit a new deadlift PR today and immediately thought about how i'm still sore from last week. the duality of man

the shortest day of the year is coming in like a month. light by 7am, dark by 5pm. it's either peak depression or peak coziness depending on the hour

halloween decorations are already up and someone's skeleton got blown over by the wind. that's gonna be me in the airport terminal soon probably

red line observation: everyone's wearing the exact same neutral jacket. we're all giving the same exhausted energy

hands are still cold but my latest track just hit different. warm beats in a frozen apartment, that's the dream #synthwave

found some beautiful old barn wood today. bjorn barked at it the entire drive home

the way the cold hits different when you're outside for 20 minutes trying to get the perfect sky photo

My kid told me I'm getting old because I fell asleep during cartoons. He's 3. The accuracy is concerning. #parenthood

the coffee shop barista remembered my order. small win but i'm claiming it

the commute was a nightmare today. three separate incidents of people not knowing how to use a roundabout. i have so much rage i'll burn it off at the gym